Here we have the two most recent NFL mugshots. There’s a vast difference between their legal run-ins, since Adrian Peterson has maybe/probably been wrongly victimized by some douchebag cops in Houston, while Marshawn Lynch was victimized by his own repeated stupidity.

But we care very little about that right now, because the juxtaposition between the two mugshots is so striking, and so very delightful. Peterson thanked the cameraman for being such a nice, upstanding gentleman, while Lynch ate his soul.

Comments (2)

  1. millions of dollars and no brains- hire someoneto drive you for a tenth of the cost of legal fees and forget the embarrassment!

  2. Hey, you used to write fantastic, but the last several posts have been kinda boring¡K I miss your tremendous writings. Past several posts are just a little out of track! come on!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *