Here we have the two most recent NFL mugshots. There’s a vast difference between their legal run-ins, since Adrian Peterson has maybe/probably been wrongly victimized by some douchebag cops in Houston, while Marshawn Lynch was victimized by his own repeated stupidity.

But we care very little about that right now, because the juxtaposition between the two mugshots is so striking, and so very delightful. Peterson thanked the cameraman for being such a nice, upstanding gentleman, while Lynch ate his soul.