Idiocy has been on the rise this offseason, and we may have reached the point where truly effective policing of players won’t come from the laws that regular citizens are required to live by, and it won’t come from Roger Goodell either.

It’ll come from the players themselves. That process started on Twitter this afternoon following the latest addition to the league’s book of moron courtesy of Kenny Britt, and the highlight so far is Chiefs offensive tackle Eric Winston reminding his gridiron brethren that for a nominal fee, you can pay a driver to take you anywhere.

It’s truly a novel concept, and it’s likely been around since the time of wagons and square wheels, when stones had monetary value.