We leave you for the weekend with this, a prime opportunity to be just like Rob Gronkowski minus the alcoholic nectar in a woman’s midsection that’s ripe for your licking, the scooter, the dingers, and the unapologetic public nudity. Well, you could do that last one pretty easily, but please don’t.

That’s the ad for real, authentic Gronk zubaz pants, which was tweeted out this afternoon by the Gronk Nation account representing the three brothers.

The timing of the tweet is perfect, as every bro who’s currently vacating his construction site on a Friday afternoon will snap these duds up in a second before going to buy his 12-pack of Old Style and hitting da club, where all the honeys want a slice of their zebra…pants.

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