Every Sunday I’m reminded of reasons why I could never, ever play football at an elite level. But beyond the obvious (like, say, lack of skill, athleticism, and coordination), there’s one that always stands out as I watch repeated devastating blows: I thoroughly enjoy having a human body that doesn’t need any assembly.

Your browser-slowing GIF fun this week includes Sam Bradford nearly breaking, a second teeth-shaking angle for the Welker hit, and A.J. Hawk doing something awful to the Texans with his fingers.

The spine combustion of the week

The sexual innuendo of the week

The childhood innocence of the week

The absurd one-handed catch of the week

The car accident of the week

The violent projectile of the week