Now you’ll get to stare at Beyonce during halftime of this year’s Super Bowl, and it won’t be through fuzzy Youtube videos, or that folder of pics in the secret drawer of your bedside table that no one’s supposed to know about.

The Associated Press reports that Beyonce will lead this year’s halftime hip gyrating, making her the first source of Super Bowl entertainment who’s under the age of 92 since Janet Jackson gave a nation of men their first boob sighting. The AP’s source also said that an official announcement is expected tomorrow, and that will immediately inspire male pelvic thrusting at your local tavern.

UPDATE: The official announcement came a day earlier than expected, and Beyonce has been confirmed as the headline halftime performer for Super Bowl XLVII. She sealed it with a kiss

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