Five questions:

1. Can this cake dance shirtless and party rock in the house tonight?

2. Can this cake smash taters?

3. Can this cake sip alcohol from the belly button of a blond temptress?

4. Does this cake also come with Rob Gronkowski brand Zubaz pants?

5. Does this cake own a scooter?

If the answer is “no” to any of those questions, then this is not, in fact, an authentic Rob Gronkowski cake. Still, um, cool.

Thanks, Trey Wingo and the Patriots’ Twitter account

Comments (3)

  1. ahhh life sized cake? really?!

  2. C’mon man!………………………..

  3. Can that cake bang porn stars?

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