The Jets’ latest loss to the Patriots couldn’t have been more Jets. The blunders were numerous, highlighted by four fumbles, including Mark Sanchez de-cleating himself by stumbling into the hind region of his own lineman before graciously giving the ball to Steve Gregory, who returned it the other way for a 32-yard score.
Go ahead, try to stop watching the replay. It can’t be done.
But oh, it gets better.
The editors over at the New York Post were surely giggling gleefully as the Patriots came only one point shy of posting 50, winning 49-19. So, quite appropriately, the loss was summarized using Sanchez’s ass.
The highlight for me is the unfortunately-placed ad, as “receive a gift” has taken on an entirely different meaning. He’s all yours, ladies.
Thanks, the entire Internet, but especially Rachel Nichols