Let’s pause from our fantasy musings about rookie brilliance and such to quickly observe a juxtaposition that perfectly illustrates the plight of the Eagles’ fan base this season.

First we have the jubilant fans. You know, the ones who didn’t listen so many years ago when mom warned about the effects of constant tongue protrusion. However, our tongue-wagging friend fits in nicely here among the rowdy, joyous crowd. What exactly are they cheering about? Well, if we use the game log to refresh the ol’ memory, it seems that at the 11:49 mark of the second quarter, this happened:

LOUD NOISES.

Then later we progressed to a far more familiar Eagles fan pose.

Be careful, man. Much like the tongue, that loser sign can get stuck up there. Good luck explaining that in your travels.