Every week we ask you guys to send us your fantasy related questions. For the most part we’re able to provide answers for your queries — Kaepernick or Roethlisberger, Decker or Welker and so forth. Unfortunately there are some people we simply can’t help. Daniel James is one of those people.

Some thoughts:

1) This is a championship winning team in a universe where fantasy scoring is based on being an ass clown.

2) Sadly, there are owners out there who will actually rely on Braylon Edwards and Plaxico Burress this week. You’re in our thoughts.

3) Ced Benson is DJ’ing in Austin.

4) Owens, Plax and Kellen — there’s a lifetime movie waiting to be made.

5) Vince Young > Ryan Fitzpatrick. Not joking.