Fun fact: Bryce Brown is now tied for the league lead among all running backs with four lost fumbles despite starting only four games, and having just 72 carries in those games.

The fun-est fact: this guy (*points two thumbs at self*) told you to start him last night, and he finished with four fantasy points. Now in fairness, it was a tough call, but one I would make again with the same reasoning. Also, the Eagles had the ball for like 30 seconds in the second half. Being a meaningful fantasy player is difficult when an offense doesn’t have the ball.

Whatevs. At least he brought us glorious joy, and a fat guy touchdown. Let’s unite and hold hands, Bryce Brown owners, and laugh away our sorrows as we watch all 275 pounds of Wallace Gilberry bounce into the end zone after Brown’s fumble.