Leaking urine is usually never a good thing. It often requires a prompt visit with a medical professional, and a permanent addition to your daily attire.
But Seahawks fans are now very thankful for the slow golden shower provided by cornerback Richard Sherman’s damaged cup that negated his positive test for PED use, specifically Adderall. Sherman tweeted that he’s finally received the ruling after his appeal, and it’s a positive result which will ensure that both of Seattle’s elite cornerbacks (Sherman and Brandon Browner) will be available throughout the playoffs.
Thank you @nfl for upholding the truth! To the 12s Thank you your faith is rewarded! Thank you lord
— Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) December 27, 2012