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Yeah, this is happening.

Oh c’mon now, don’t fake being surprised. At this point the only Jets development that should surprise you is if, I dunno, moments after this picture was taken during his vaca with his Bahama mamma, Ryan was devoured whole by a polar bear on that beach, and said bear is also wearing a Sanchez jersey. There’s a little known NFL rule that if a coach is eaten in such a manner, the animal then assumes his position for the following season.

So what say you, Jets fans? Would you take Rexy in 2013, or the polar bear?

It’s now quite clear why Ryan is so dedicated to Mark Sanchez. We can only assume the Tim Tebow tattoo is somewhere in the buttocks region.