You know what I do to get super amped for a football game and ready to smash hard objects over various parts of my body? Well, I don’t cut off articles of clothing with a chainsaw, because I’m sane, and I generally enjoy being sane.

Now there’s a heavily-bearded guy somewhere in Washington of the Grizzly Adams lineage without a playoff team, and maybe without a healthy quarterback for a while. Most importantly, he’s ruined a perfectly fine pair of work boots.

Hail to the Redskins indeed.

Thanks, It’s Always Sunny in Detroit