Last night sports fans on the Internet discovered something truly remarkable: quarterbacks get hot girls. Mind blowing, yes.

First there was Brent Musberger’s nationally-broadcasted raging libido during the BCS National Championship Game that turned Katherine Webb — A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend pictured above (no, this post isn’t just an excuse to use that picture — really, seriously, promise) — into the next Jenn Sterger, giving her over 90.000 new cyber friends in one night.

Darnell Dockett couldn’t just sit idly by and watch as old man Brent had all the fun. No, he thought that perhaps he would cordially invite the girlfriend of the national championship-winning team to a gentleman’s club for a rendezvous.

From USA Today, here’s what the Arizona Cardinals defensive end tweeted to Webb, a model who was named Miss Alabama:

– @_KatherineWebb aye u going to king of diamonds Monday after game?

– Aye @_KatherineWebb hit me (240) 464-xxxx when game over, lets go to wing stop then King of diamond

Yep, Dockett publicly gave a model — and thus, the Internet — his phone number. At first you’re surprised, and then you remember that Dockett once posted a video of himself in the shower, and he owned a baby alligator. Forethought is not his strong suit.

The tweets were promptly deleted, with Dockett later saying he meant to direct message Webb, a method that — as we all know — is far more endearing.