Whoa now, John, let’s ease up a little there. We know he’s fast, we know the Falcons most likely, almost definitely won’t stop him, and we know that Kaepernick just set the quarterback single-game rushing record with 181 yards against the Packers, including a season long 56-yard run. But we can’t let the Kaep pain train jump the shark quite yet by putting his name in the same sentence as the fastest man in the world.

Just stick to your usual nuggets of wisdom in which you tell us that the team with the most points wins the game. Alright, John? Alright.