UPDATE (2:23 P.M. ET): Predictably, Lewis denied any involvement with S.W.A.T.S during his Media Day appearance, saying he’s never used deer-antler spray.

Look, we really need to pace ourselves here, people of the Super Bowl. It’s only Tuesday, and we’ve already had a tale of an argument which started with too much soy sauce and ended with underwear stealing. Now, for its next trick, Super Bowl week has given us illegal deer antler spray usage by one Ray Lewis.

That may or may not be a real thing, and while it’s absurdly awesome and makes me wonder about what other medical animal nectar we haven’t discovered yet (is it possible for goat fur to increase your sex drive? Asking for a friend…), there are clearly serious implications that come with a report about Lewis using some exotic banned substances to quickly recover from his torn triceps suffered back in early October.

Sports Illustrated examined the relationship between Lewis and a company called S.W.A.T.S (Sports With Alternatives to Steroids). This company has, um, creative ways to advance healing, and the SI report contains a phone conversation between Lewis and S.W.A.T.S owner Mitch Ross in which the two allegedly discussed a treatment program that involved — among other things — deer-antler spray. Not a joke.

From Philly.com:

Ross prescribed a deluxe program, including holographic stickers on the right elbow; copious quantities of the powder additive; sleeping in front of a beam-ray light programmed with frequencies for tissue regeneration and pain relief; drinking negatively charged water; a 10-per-day regimen of the deer-antler pills that will “rebuild your brain via your small intestines” (and which Lewis said he hadn’t been taking, then swallowed four during the conversation); and spritzes of deer-antler velvet extract (the Ultimate Spray) every two hours.

“Spray on my elbow every two hours?” Lewis asked.

“No,” Ross said, “under your tongue.”

Toward the end of the talk, Lewis asked Ross to “just pile me up and just send me everything you got, because I got to get back on this this week.”

So whatever, right? If Lewis wants to put deer-antler gunk in his mouth in addition to, say, penguin blood, so be it. He’s just…innovative? Progressive? A branded enemy of PETA?

But it is a big deal, and here’s why: the antler spray contains IGF-1, which is on the league’s list of banned substances. In another recorded conversation with an Alabama player (you know, people who record all of their phone conversations should be trusted without any doubt), a S.W.A.T.S rep explained how the deer antler stuff works, and where its sacred magic comes from.

In doing so, he also explained why it’s banned by the NFL. Something about growth hormones.

“It’s converted in the liver to IGF-1. IGF-1, or -insulin-like growth factor, is a natural, anabolic hormone that stimulates muscle growth. “We have deer that we harvest out of New Zealand. Their antlers are the fastest-growing substance on planet Earth . . . because of the high concentration of IGF-1. We’ve been able to freeze dry that out, extract it, put it in a sublingual spray that you shake for 20 seconds and then spray three [times] under your tongue. . . . This stuff has been around for almost 1,000 years, this is stuff from the Chinese.”

Oh good, we’re now into ancient Chinese medicine. If only there was some sort of media event today in which members of the press could ask Lewis about this allegation…

Comments (5)

  1. in a way i think its normal and he wanted to heal fast, Who Wouldnt? Come Back and Get his teams back like they had him , Why Not? Society is constantly looking for faster everything , planes , cars, computers , cellphones , Athletes….ifigure u want to go do some traditional healing theres nothing wrong with that , BUT the fact that theres a banned substance in the antlers which is weird makes it harder to prove that you werent taking HGH….Is It Really His Fault For Taking The Initiative And Getting Traditional Healing So He Can Come Be Apart Of His Team And End His Legacy? Bravo For Lewis For Thinking Out Of The Box , Only Shows What Kind Of Person He Is And what Hell Do To Be In Battle With His #BirdGand .

  2. My mothers neighbour is working part time and averaging $9000 a month. I’m a single mum and just got my first paycheck for $6546! I still can’t believe it. I tried it out cause I got really desperate and now I couldn’t be happier. Heres what I do, Great60.comTAKE A LOOK

  3. You cannot take steroids orally. If you could there would be no need to get shots!

  4. Ray Lewis can murder two guys but no one cares. When he starts using some deer antler spray everyone’s got to make a big deal out of it. I think there was a guy named Lance Armstrong who used REAL steroids.

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