Super Bowl XLVII Media Day

Before you endlessly mock this man, here’s a sobering thought: someone paid this clown to be there. Someone is paying this guy (and possibly paying for travel) while I, a non clown, is sitting here making terrible half-jokes.

NEW ORLEANS, LA – JANUARY 29: Antoine McClain #60 of the Baltimore Ravens plays rock, paper, scissors during Super Bowl XLVII Media Day ahead of Super Bowl XLVII at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome on January 29, 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana. The San Francisco 49ers will take on the Baltimore Ravens on February 3, 2013 at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome. (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)