Destiny’s Child will make their much anticipated reunion during today’s halftime show. Well I’m not really anticipating it, but I’m sure some of you are. I know Michelle Williams is, she really needs the work.

Also I think other things are happening, so won’t you join me? we can watch this together.

8:05-This halftime show is brought to you by Jeep and Pepsi. So you know, buy these products.

8:08- Maniacs run onto the field and Beyonce (singing ‘Crazy’) seems to be made out of lights.

8:10- Beyonce is lip synching here, but check out that chewing gum walk…very Wrigley

8:11- THAT GUITAR HAS SPARKLERS!

8:12- She just dropped it like it was relatively luke-warm!

8:14- I wish I had my own horn section. I would force it to follow me around playing the theme from “Sanford and Son”.

8:15- LEGS! LEGS! LEGS!

8:15- OH MAN! A MICHELLE WILLIAMS SIGHTING!

8:16- I am definitely not ready for this jelly.

8:17- I think it’s safe to say that all the women in New Orleans are independent.

8:18- That Charlie’s Angel pose is doing something to my lower area. It’s kind of tingly.

8:19- Beyonce wants to know “where my ring at?’ I’m pretty sure she already got it, and I’m pretty sure it was massive.

8:21- I really want those large silhouettes of Beyonce to kiss. I am a lonely man.

8:22- Aaaaand its over.

I learned two things from this halftime show: 1. Beyonce is extremely attractive. 2. Sparkler guitars are awesome!