My sincerest apologies, for I have disappointed you. Unlike my colleague Richard Whittall who writes about the other football, I can’t rip a digital sheet from the Internet and give you something to print out many times and put on your night stand, around several places at your work desk, and in your glove box.

Well, I suppose you could do that with Josh Freeman’s contribution to ESPN The Magazine‘s attempt to recreate ionic images from music’s vast cultural imprint, but Alex Morgan bikini pictures might be a little more socially acceptable. Or not.

Anyways, here’s Freeman with a tiny animal that’s filled with fury, just chilln’ and being the king of pop.