One day when Jacoby Jones is aging while he watches re-runs of Matlock and repeatedly sucks on those delicious Werther’s Original addictions, he’ll randomly begin to tell stories of olden times. Remember when a movie ticket only cost $20? And how about when we used phones to connect to the Internet? He’ll ask these questions aloud to no one in particular, and children will laugh.

But then he’ll say “hey, remember when I was the greatest there ever was and the greatest there ever will be in the Super Bowl?”. When the Children are still confused, he can take off his shirt and turn around. And then when the coughing stops, everyone who’s present will gaze upon the all encompassing back tattoo he had inked yesterday.


Why stop there, Jacoby? Stomach tats are the new face tat…

Thanks, Larry Brown Sports