Step right up, and witness the great Darrelle Revis vs. Richard Sherman Twitter throwdown of 2013. You’ll see interrupted video games, a large man being told that he is in fact a tiny girl, and so much public self indulgence. Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, before you are two football players who genuinely enjoy the aroma of their own farts.
The seed was planted a few weeks ago when Sherman — the Seahawks cornerback who thinks he’s the league’s best at the position, not Revis — tweeted out a graphic showing the career stats of the two players, adding that “numbers don’t lie” but women and men do.
Earlier this afternoon Revis decided he’s tired of having his manhood publicly questioned.
I never seen a man before run his mouth so much like girl. This dude just steady putting my name in his mouth to get notoriety @rsherman_25
— Darrelle Revis (@Revis24) February 20, 2013
Oh snap!
And it continued…
My boy @johngeiger_ got more followers then @rsherman_25. Sit down young pup & wait your turn.
— Darrelle Revis (@Revis24) February 20, 2013
That’s like you saying your better then Deion Sanders & since he’s not playing no more he’s irrelevant for what he’s done. @rsherman_25
— Darrelle Revis (@Revis24) February 20, 2013
Sherman was on a flight when Revis broadcasted his barbs to the world. When he landed, his response was a powerful left jab, numbers style…
Got off my flight to this hilarious convo. So I have 8 picks 3 ff and a sack.My season stats looking like Revis career stats
— Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) February 20, 2013
For the QB not throwing his way argument.In his 2nd year they were throwing his way.I still doubled his picks
— Richard Sherman (@RSherman_25) February 20, 2013
Boom (*waves towel he just pulled from nowhere, screams OHHHHHHHH*). What say you now, Revis? He responded mostly by retweeting those who agree with him, which is the Interweb equivalent of immediately turning to your best bro for a high five while deep in a bro fight.
For a “shutdown” corner, @rsherman_25 sure got BURNED by @roddywhitetv in the playoffs. Someone just likes to talk. @revis24#RevisIsland
— Chris Grau (@yanksfaninbmore) February 20, 2013
Yes, because if anything is going to decide an argument that’s entirely based on biased opinions, it’s one, singular play.
They’ll probably be at this all night, so follow along here and here. If you don’t have plans for the evening, it’ll be better than watching Wife Swap.
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