No, I’m not posting this solely for an excuse to use that picture. And no, I definitely didn’t post this picture for dirty SEO purposes (also: Kate Upton, Harlem Shake, Tim Tebow).
I’m doing this as part of our regular public service effort to keep you, dear reader, better informed of life opportunities that await. Because if you have $7,000 of uncommitted funds lying around, there’s something I need you to do with it right now.
With this once-in-a-lifetime package, you and a guest will be whisked away to Riviera Maya, Mexico, from April 7 to 10. There on the sunny shores of the Rivera Maya you’ll enjoy an all-inclusive three-night stay at a five-star hotel and a chance to watch the swimsuit fashion show featuring the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. You’ll also be able to mix and mingle with the cheerleaders at a meet-and-greet and enjoy a group dinner with staff and guests. Once you arrive back at DFW on April 10, you’ll have a lifetime of memories to share with friends and family. Mark your calendar, because this is one date you don’t want to miss.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Better yet, be unselfish. This is a perfect early Father’s Day gift, or if you are a father, I can’t think of a better 16th birthday present for your son (note: I’ll be a horrible father). Or hell, why not give grandpa a treat? Actually, maybe that’s the worst idea of all…