You know, I guess when we consider all the aerodynamic factors that aren’t in Ndamukong Suh’s favor here (namely, his 307-pound girth) his first and only dive on the dumbest reality show in a genre that inherently decreases human intelligence wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t great either, but whatever, glass houses, or something. I have yet to execute a proper dive during my time on this Earth, and for about 20 years of my existence there was a significant body of water in my backyard.
Anywho, here’s Suh on Splash last night making a dive that eventually resulted in his elimination, ending his Katherine Webb ogling opportunity.
But oh, this could have been much worse. The Lions defensive tackle did a few practice dives before we were all given the opportunity to make fun of Suh along with the other celebrities who jumped off a springboard for our amusement. One of those dives resulted in Suh’s face meeting the bottom of the pool the hard way, although I’m not sure there’s really an easy way.