Stevie Johnson is a funny guy. Remember that time when he dropped babies in a store that sold baby stuff and exclusively baby stuff? But it was funny because they weren’t real babies, so there was no need to freak the hell out because he’s a hazard to any human life he touches. Great times.

Since he’s a politician, a peacemaker, and a hero during the offseason, Johnson seeks to protect Buffalo. Wednesday night, North Korea declared that it has clearance to launch nuclear missiles at the United States. That’s some scary stuff, but Johnson knows how to keep Buffalo safe.


The above tweet is clumsily screen capped (thanks, NESN) because Johnson has since deleted his funny joke. Strangely, it seems Patriots fans and the fine residents of Foxboro didn’t take it with the grace and jovial spirit he expected.