Uniform madness, guys.

Earlier this afternoon we learned that the Jaguars have been in the design room much more than their war room. Their new uniforms were unveiled in a grand ceremony, and they’re not a puke-ish teal color. Therefore, they’re all kinds of awesome after clearing the lowest bar imaginable.

Now since secrets are obsolete here on planet Earth in the year 2013, Paul Lukas of UniWatch fame shared the new Dolphins and Vikings uniforms with the Twitters shortly before they too were officially unveiled.

So let’s start with the Dolphins then, because their uniforms are drawing from a rich history of being exactly the same for a really long time.

dolphins uni

Simple, yet effective. The lettering and trim looks much more, well, not 1991, and the ugly collar is gone. If you’re the before/after type, here’s the now dead Dolphins uni…

tanehill-uni2

As for the Vikings, they made the right tweaks too. Their new home look is now a more bold purple, from head to toe. That includes the helmet, which is a darker shade, and the purple is further emphasized by the absence of the white patch underneath the armpit, and the gold collar.

vikes uni

Again, for those who need to visualize the transformation…

ponder-uni2

Annnd here’s the three new unis, in all their glory and new-ness.

new unis

Comments (2)

  1. Jag – dumb, Vikings – OK, Dolphins – suck….

    The Jaguars jerseys don’t look like they’ve been changed much at all, there’s nothing in particular about the jerseys to get excited about and I don’t know why there’s any kind of hype around it, and I just think the helmets are terrible with that color transition…. I think the Jaguars should really consider dropping that teal color all together and finding something else because that color just ins’t working for a football team outside of Miami

    The Vikings uniforms are just OK because, there really isn’t anything special about them. I guess one good thing is that it has the older look (like the Purple People Eaters Defense and Fran Tarkenton days), with a new modern style to it, if that makes and sense I guess…

    The Dolphins uniforms, they just suck to me…. there is no secondary color that is emphasized, so all it looks like is teal and white…. that just looks ridiculously boring to me, and just from an aesthetic perspective, Dolphins and Jaguar match-ups are gonna be a nightmare…… if someone told me all 5 of those jersey designs on the left in that last picture were for the same team, I might have believed them at first glance.

  2. I LOVE MIAMI DUDS, THEY LOOK ALOT BETTER AND THE VIKINGS DUDS LOOK MUCH BETTER, HOWEVER I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR JAX, HORRIBLE LOOKING JUST TERRIBLE, SIMPLER IS BETTER BUT ITS ALWAYS LIKE THAT THE TEAMS WHO HAD NICE LOOKING JERSEYS ALWAYS CHANGE FR THE MUCH WORSE, LIONS WORSE NOW, PATRIOTS WORSE NOW, FALCONS WORSE NOW, GIANTS WORSE NOW,,AND THE JETS WELL I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THE OWNER WAS THINKING WITH THEM THINGS AND MAYBE THE COLTS WILL GO MORE MODERN SUM DAY IN THE YEAR 2056.

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