Personally, I still think my suggestion of putting Kate Upton in whatever minimal material you’d like and then have her move around — or just stand there — would have been more than sufficient, and less bush beat-y.

But I guess we can settle for another attractive blond woman who sings country things and likes football. I present to you now for your Sunday evening viewing pleasure (for all of two minutes weekly), Carrie Underwood.

NBC confirmed the long reported/rumored/salivated about move to replace Faith Hill with Underwood during a conference call this afternoon. She is, in fact, an All American Girl, so this is acceptable.

Also, I’m so sorry. Really, really sorry.