Strange things happen when fans attend training camp. Or at least I assume as much, because a few years ago a woman suffered a third-degree burn when she sat too long on a seat which was extracted from hell, and now Falcons fans will have the chance to inflict bodily harm on themselves with this…

falcons sandwich

That’s the yet nameless culinary killer the Falcons are introducing during training camp starting on July 25 for the bargain sum of $5. Nothing says ‘Merica like breaking up your several hours of watching football practice in sizzling July heat with pulled pork, mac and cheese, bacon, a lump of coleslaw, and onion rings, all tucked gloriously into a bun.

That’s some next level, pioneer stuff right there. Also, death.