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I’d say “let’s start making Lane Johnson Cardinals jerseys” but who buys offensive lineman jerseys?

Kevin Kolb isn’t all that great at being a quarterback. This is now common knowledge to the fine people of Arizona, and Bills fans are surely aware that at best, he’s a bridge to something better.

But in fairness to Kolb and anyone who tried to play quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals last year, standing behind their offensive line was the equivalent of Homer Simpson’s best boxing efforts. Get punched a lot, and just hope and pray to the almighty that the other guy gets tired before you lose consciousness.

The Cards’ O-line allowed a league worst 58 sacks last year, seven more than the 31st place Packers in that category of pain. Over the previous three seasons, that sack total would have still been a league low. What’s even more remarkable/woeful is that Kolb was the victim of 27 of those QB hurtings, and he appeared in only six games before finally breaking. Kolb’s final three games of the season starting in Week 4 looked like this: eight sacks, nine sacks, five sacks.

There was some improvement over the second half of the season, but the real improvement now needs to come from the draft, with the Cardinals likely in a position to pick Lane Johnson, one of the premier left tackles available. The urgency to employ him is furthered by the recent acquisition of Carson Palmer. Like Kolb in Buffalo, he’s not the future, and instead he’s a fine bridge. But as a statuesque quarterback who plants himself in the pocket, he’ll crumble quickly under intense pressure.

For our Cardinals draft preview I had a quick chat with Jess Root from Revenge of the Birds. He thinks that while Johnson is a strong first-round possibility, the Cards will stick to their draft boards and likely select the best player avaliable. Also, we could see Arizona come away from the draft with several offensive linemen.

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The Raiders have finally completed their cycle of Carson Palmer shame, and the return is…no words.

Well, there are words, but typing between snot spitting laughter is difficult. A trade that’s been called imminent for the past two days is now something more than that, as according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, Palmer has officially been traded to the Arizona Cardinals. For what? A conditional seventh-round pick in 2014 if he starts 13 games. A swap of 2013 picks (the Cardinals’ sixth rounder, for the Raiders’ seventh rounder) was also included.

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I almost threw another bold and important looking update on my earlier Carson Palmer rantings which also conveniently included Tony Romo and Kevin Kolb musings. Yes, all the quarterbacks are doing things.

But then I decided that with Palmer reports coming through your windows (hide your wife) at alarming rates all day, let’s start fresh. This will be the place in which we celebrate one final bit of comedy supplied by the Palmer era in Oakland.

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Cleveland Browns v Denver Broncos

Nine year veteran Josh Cribbs, who was expected to sign a contract with the Arizona Cardinals this week, has failed his physical, according to ESPNCleveland.

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Detroit Lions v Buffalo Bills

The Arizona Cardinals have signed free agent quarterback Drew Stanton.

 

 

Stanton was drafted by the Detroit Lions with the 43rd pick of the 2007 NFL Draft but did not play a snap that season as he was placed on the injured reserve. Stanton backed up Dan Orlovsky, Daunte Culpepper, and Matthew Stafford in Detroit before signing with the New York Jets in March of 2012. After the acquisition of Tim Tebow, Stanton was traded to the Indianapolis Colts where he backed up Andrew Luck.

This season, Stanton has a chance to challenge for the starting job in Arizona.

 

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Josh Cribbs is deciding between two teams and neither of them are the Browns. The Cleveland Plain Dealer’s Mary Kay Cabot reports the ace kick returner has narrowed his choices down to the Patriots and Cardinals, according to her source.

The Pats are looking to replace Julian Edelman and Josh Demps while the Cardinals probably don’t want Patrick Peterson putting his body on the line returning kicks while honing his cornerback skills.

Cribbs amassed 1,178 yards on kick returns, including three 40+ runs. He ran for 457 yards on punt returns, extending seven of them beyond 20 yards.

St Louis Rams v Arizona Cardinals

Beanie Wells has been told that he’ll be released by the Cardinals, the running back tweeted on Monday afternoon.

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