I usually don’t take anything Michael Irvin says seriously, mostly because I can’t understand his words through the laughing that lasts four hours. If I had a basic small talk conversation with Irvin, I imagine it would sound something like this:
Me: Hey Mike, what are you doing today?
Me: Any plans? Anything at all going on?
Me: why are you laughing?
Me: No really, is there something on my face? Did I put my shirt on backwards this morning? I’ve done that before.
Irvin: hahaha University of Miami hahaha
Me: I hate you
So as I continue with this post, I do it with the disclaimer that when Irvin says words, they’re usually the kind of words that insult the very language he’s speaking. Therefore, he has to say something that’s particularly ridiculous to warrant mention.
He wants to rename the Lombardi Trophy to the Lombardi/Belichick Trophy. Is that good enough?