The above is my favorite gif of all time. Tamba Hali’s lack of dancing effort will live on for decades to come.
Matt Cassel –inserted back into the starter’s role due to Brady Quinn’s concussion– threw an interception to seal another loss for his band of sorry misfits on Monday night. On Tuesday, Quinn indicated he had been cleared to play against Cincinnati this Sunday. In a twist of fate he wasn’t cleared at all, at least according to Romeo Crennel.
The confusion defines Kansas City. A football team run into the ground by a Belichick disciple turned power mad insane person Scott Pioli and Crennel, the most absent-minded head coach in the NFL.
Mike Florio outlines the possible explanations for such idiocy:
There’s also a chance that Quinn is in the doghouse for: (1) not telling the team he had suffered a concussion last month against the Raiders; and (2) telling reporters that he played with a concussion, which triggered more bad P.R. for the team that currently is arguing with the Jags over which one is the worst team in the league.
Neither Quinn or Cassel should see fantasy starting lineups for the rest of the season/forever. On the other hand, grab the Bengals D/ST while you still can. They’re in for a field day.
Chiefs fans were given exactly what they wanted, and what they wanted was to have a failed quarterback (Brady Quinn) replace their failing quarterback (Matt Cassel). Everything was going as horribly as expected during Quinn’s first start under the unquestioned starter tag — and more than just an injury replacement — with his interception after just four pass attempts, and his one (ONE) passing yard on said four attempts against the Raiders. Since Oakland employs Carson Palmer, no more than nine people should be watching this game.
But the Quinn nightmare has likely ended abruptly, the same way that Cassel’s own dark dreams began a few weeks ago. It was Cassel and not Quinn who came out for the Chiefs’ first drive of the second quarter. That’s because Quinn can’t play quarterback when he’s getting his brain examined.
The formula is pretty simple. Take a bunch of related, easily-Googled images, and string them together for the length of a song. Then you have a video montage, and if nothing else, we know time goes faster in a montage.
They’re everywhere on the Internetz, ruining perfectly good pictures and pairing them with appropriately horrendous songs. But today, on a day when Brady Quinn seriously, really became relevant in the NFL again and was named the Chiefs starter to replace Matt Cassell, we need a warrior anthem.
Thankfully, some hero out there made this.
They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
You have to show them that you’re really not scared
You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare
They’ll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad