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Trent Richardson owners held their breath for a few moments Sunday after the Browns running back left Cleveland’s game against the Cincinnati Bengals with what some were calling a “flank” injury. Although the team tweeted that his return was probable, Richardson didn’t return, finishing with 37 yards on 14 carries.

Thankfully, after undergoing an MRI today, it looks like the news on Richardson is far better than the doom surrounding DeMarco Murray.

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Josh Cribbs has absorbed a few massive, crushing blows that initiate the male animal instinct to jump up, wave a towel that was inexplicably sitting nearby, and yell OOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1.

First, there was this…

That was in 2010, and it led to a concussion and a one-game absence. The James Harrison hit came early in a season that saw a weekly circus of head banging that eventually led to drastic off-season rules to curb the practice of launching at heads. Those rules were equally polarizing and protective, with blood thirsty fans saying they’re no longer entertained and they feared the demise of their gladiator sport, while the rest of us realized that evolution is a natural process of our civilized world.

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This was scary. It starts with Dannell Ellerbe’s shoulder, and its forceful impact with Josh Cribbs’ head. Then there’s the flying helmet, leaving the head exposed as Cribbs bounces off the turf.

Amazingly, he walked off the field after laying motionless for a few minutes, and he seemed to be pleading with the Browns’ training staff, asking to stay in the game before leaving for the locker room. There was no penalty on the play since Cribbs was retuning a punt, and therefore wasn’t a defenseless player.

Consensus line: Ravens -12, total 44
Best line for CLE: Browns +13.5 – 5Dimes
Best line for BAL: Ravens -11.5 – Bet365
Current betting percentage: 68% action on the Ravens, 54% on the UNDER

Individual Team Trends:
Browns are 6-0 ATS in their last six games after scoring less than 15 points in their previous game.
Browns are 9-19-2 ATS in their last 30 games following an ATS loss.
Ravens are 30-12-3 ATS in their last 45 games after scoring more than 30 points in their previous game.
Ravens are 1-6 ATS in their last seven home games vs. a team with a losing road record.
Under is 8-1-1 in Browns last 10 games following a S.U. loss.
Over is 7-0 in Ravens last seven games in September.

Head-to-Head Trends:
Under is 5-1 in the last six meetings.
Browns are 2-6 ATS in their last eight meetings.
Road team is 5-0 ATS in their last five meetings.

I wish I could say that tonight’s Thursday Night Football game is an intriguing matchup, but that would be an outright lie. The most intriguing part of tonight’s game will be seeing the REAL refs back in action, with Gene Steratore getting the call as tonight’s referee. As for the actual game, Baltimore has won eight straight games over their AFC North rivals, and the Browns enter this game as the only winless team in the AFC. Gambling was invented for games like this.

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Firstly, there’s something I need to do before getting too deep into the first Sunday post of a new season…




Alright, carrying on then. Let’s begin in earnest by saying that the title of this post is a partial lie. The prediction below inherently isn’t a truth, and instead it’s a partial truth, or a possible truth. It’s a prediction based on observations and very educated guessing, but nonetheless it could result in me eating a healthy diet of crow. Pigeon may have to suffice, because recent events involving traffic incidents have convinced me that our agreement with the pigeons is no longer valid, and crow wasn’t available for purchase at the local mini mart last night.

Whether or not I’m eventually laughably wrong is of lesser concern. Well, it is to me at least, because I’m more than happy to be the village jester pelted with sharp objects for your entertainment. Each week we’ll do this exercise in the hours before kickoff so that together we’ll walk through and explore a difficult roster decision. This week, our subject is Trent Richardson, and while he’ll produce average, serviceable numbers, there will be very little sex appeal with his Week 1 output…

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Joe Haden might be suspended for four games to start the season. Or he might not be. Ahhh certainty, and the lack of it as it pertains to NFL suspensions. Without that, we’d know everything all the time, and therefore we’d oddly feel lost and afraid. The fun is in not knowing, fearing, projecting, and then having said prognostications torn apart because they were woefully incorrect.

It’s good to have you back, football. So good.

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Yesterday, we told you that Cleveland Browns running back Trent Richardson was visiting Dr. James Andrews to discuss possible surgery on his left knee to remove loose cartilage. Today, it’s being reported that he will, in fact, undergo arthroscopic surgery, and he could miss the entire preseason.

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