Archive for the ‘Kenny Britt’ Category

So far this morning we’ve learned that Rob Gronkowski is capable of walking (good news), Kenny Britt is still quite combustible (utterly expected news), and Mikel Leshoure is healthy, and is therefore now the flex play for everyone everywhere.

So welcome to the early game inactives post, kids, a wondrous place where dreams are shattered. We’ll keep updating this as the official inactives start to trickle out in about 30 minutes, because feverish typing is my favorite Sunday activity next to sitting and eating a copious amount of double stuffed Oreos dipped in chocolate milk.

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Kenny Britt has shown that he lacks a fundamental understanding of the core laws of our society as they relate to alcohol, and driving, and obeying police officers. He’s been arrested eight times in his three-year career (!!!), the latest coming this past offseason when he decided that approaching a military base after downing the contents of a few brown bottles was a wise move.

Surely his stupidity will eventually accumulate to earn a longer suspension, and he’ll sit out for a minimum of three games, right? If you thought that, you weren’t aware of the flawed NFL disciplinary system. Britt has been suspended for only one game, according to Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean.

Surely he can do better than that, because a proud idiot like Britt can’t possibly be satisfied with a mere single game punishment. In case you’re keeping score, it was determined that a one-game suspension is sufficient to deliver Britt his lesson after eight arrests, while Lions running back Mikel Leshoure received two games after his two arrests. Never change, NFL wheel of justice.

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Kenny Britt is on a very Vickian level of injury frustration. At every position there’s a handful of especially injury-prone players, but one usually feeds your anguish.

Running back? Darren McFadden. Quarterback? Yep, Michael Vick. Wide receiver? All Britt.

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