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He's so dreamy.

We’re just going to throw this out there, and if you don’t like it, you can throw it back. We won’t attempt to draw any definitive conclusions either, or read too deeply into the mind, words, and body language of one Pierre Garcon, the Redskins receiver who appeared on ESPN earlier this morning to discuss the state of his team’s offense. You know, the offense that might be playing without Robert Griffin III this week.

Although plenty of good news percolated yesterday regarding Griffin’s injury and his potential playing status this week, the situation is still very difficult to forecast. Which sucks, because when it comes to injuries, fantasy owners need a beautifully sunny forecast. We’d all like to just know Griffin isn’t playing right now if that’s the case so we can begin taking the necessary measures to deal with that reality.

Of course, the Redskins care not for your fantasy implications and the potential monetary gains that accompany them, and for the rest of this week we’ll likely hear very little regarding Griffin’s status before he enters the weekend with the ol’ game-time decision tag. Awesome.

But hey Pierre Garcon, you spend some time in the Redskins’ locker room. Do you have any inside information that you’d like to accidentally spit out to a national audience?

You know what, screw it. If we live in a world where a blogger can’t speculate wildly, then schedule me for death now. Choose your weapon, but dammit don’t you dare kill me with forced Honey Boo Boo viewing. I’ve been better than that.

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