Archive for the ‘Moving pictures’ Category

Ray Lewis lowers the boom

Ray Lewis absolutely demolished Aaron Hernandez with this helmet-to-helmet hit.

This hit is essentially akin to getting your skull smashed by the front end of a speeding 1978 Volkswagen “Thing”.


Robert Kraft slings pizza

Robert Kraft is using his vast culinary skills to make a Delisso level pizza.

When I see this I’m reminded of Marlo Stanfield handing out money to the kids on the corner.

If you look closely at Ray Lewis here, you can see into his soul. Not good.

Enjoy the game, everyone.

Sad Falcons are sad

This is what losing by four points after holding 17 and 10-point leads looks like.

We’ll have many more words shortly as we digest a great game, and get ready for another one in minutes. CAN’T WAIT.

I say yes, and the officials say yes. Only a potentially season-altering play, though. No biggie.

But really, it doesn’t matter what I think, and it doesn’t matter what you think. The problem here is that no one knows.

Well, maybe that’s not correct. Jim Harbaugh knows, and he’s pissed.

Turning the ball over has suddenly become what all the cool kids are doing in the second half. Two Falcons drives that would have ended in field goals at the very least instead were erased by turnovers just outside of the Niners’ red zone, one on a Matt Ryan interception that hit Dashon Goldson between the numbers.

That didn’t end up hurting, mostly because David Akers. But then on the Falcons’ next drive Ryan became much more creative and herp derp-y…

Not to be outdone, Michael Crabtree countered with this at Atlanta’s one-yard line…

Annnnd you get a turnover! And you get a turnover! Now you get a turnover!

SAMUEL: Excuse me, sir, but you are rather inefficient when asked to put an eggball through two bars which are a fair distance apart, yet a fair distance away.

AKERS: Yes, I know.