Archive for the ‘Reaction’ Category

Feel that? It’s regret. Mournful regret.

How could you do us like this, Robert Griffin III? Oh yeah, your leg almost snapped in like eight pieces two weeks ago.

Still man, couldn’t you just, I dunno, run more so that we could all win fake championships and not endure a holiday season of ribbing from grandma Beatrice? What, you’ve never lost a fantasy championship to a grandmother before? Sit down, son, and let me tell you about the roads I’ve traveled.

Actually, that’s a story for another day. For now, on with the RG3 lamenting after a very blah afternoon that we should have seen coming.

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So many tears. Matthew Stafford lives off the nourishment of your tears. They are his oxygen, and his reason for existence.

If you deprive the demon of its essential life source, it will wither and die. It’s too late now, though. Far too late.

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To the James Jones owners out there: please stay safe while eating copious amounts of celebratory Oreos (what? Everyone does that, yes?)

To the Eli Manning, Reggie Wayne, and Josh Freeman owners: please keep your eyes open and your head up while eating copious amounts of Oreos as you walk through traffic.

Fantasy semi-final week has featured equal parts doom and gloom thus far. Come with me, and let’s cry both the happy and sad tears.

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The dog house is not a welcoming place. Although I must say, often it has a comfy couch, and an unlimited supply of Kraft Dinner. Manly men can survive on dog house goods for weeks.

David Wilson was tired of the dog house confines, though, and he wanted out. And now he wants your fake employment.

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