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That’s the everlasting question of our time. Or at least the time which extends from now until, oh, about a week from now.

We know that Welker will test free agency, knowledge which was bestowed upon us yesterday. And we know that the Patriots remain close to a long-term deal with him, though how close depends on how you’d like to believe and place your trust in. Personally, I advise taking the Frank Underwood approach, and trusting about two people at all times while sporadically talking to a third imaginary person who you’ll pretend is watching from their living room. Not weird at all.

(Quick aside: apologies for the abundance of House of Cards references today…I finished it last night, and you need to take the rest of the day off and watch season one in its entirety now. I said it’s OK.)

But what, exactly, is Welker worth? And why aren’t the Patriots willing to pay whatever sum that is, and do it right now?

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Next week when we officially enter the calamity that is Super Bowl week with its zip lines, marriage proposals, and eventually a football game, we’ll be rolling out all kinds of wicked fun. Mostly because we enjoy fun, and you should too.

Sure, we’ll continue analyzing the game as we have been throughout this week, writing intelligent things about stuff. We like stuff too. But we also recognize that the Super Bowl is much larger than a football game, which is why a handful of posts will be dedicated to prop bets, and the limitless and glorious absurdity they provide. In advance of that, let’s talk about the coin toss. No, really.

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We’ll wait to write the official Tony Gonzalez commemorative career post. As is the case with any athlete who’s nearing that everlasting career twilight, if there’s even a sliver of a shred of a chance that he’ll return, it could happen. Not that we doubt Gonzo at all, as he’s voiced his intentions repeatedly, and he seems genuine. But let’s not rush to get Favre’ed. Or Moss’ed.

But if we assume that he does indeed make his retirement official soon, Gonzalez is quite clearly destined for Canton, and he’s quite clearly one of the best (if not the best) tight ends to ever play the game. After his 16 seasons he leads the position in receiving yards, with his total currently sitting at 14,268, an average of 914.3 yards per year. He also has the most career receptions for a tight end, and the most +1,000 yard seasons among tight ends. So yes, he is/was a pretty good tight end.

There’s one Gonzalez stat that has some added quirk, though. His ability to hold on to a football is perhaps uncanny for his position.

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Whoa now, John, let’s ease up a little there. We know he’s fast, we know the Falcons most likely, almost definitely won’t stop him, and we know that Kaepernick just set the quarterback single-game rushing record with 181 yards against the Packers, including a season long 56-yard run. But we can’t let the Kaep pain train jump the shark quite yet by putting his name in the same sentence as the fastest man in the world.

Just stick to your usual nuggets of wisdom in which you tell us that the team with the most points wins the game. Alright, John? Alright.

What say you now, Tim Tebow truthers? The new GM in Jacksonville — the supposed safe haven for your messiah, and maybe his last opportunity to do anything meaningful in an NFL game — has no desire to employ a quarterback who can’t play quarterback. Weird.

And don’t say the next stop when he’s inevitably cut by the Jets is up here in our northern regions, with a landing spot in the CFL. Because, you know, a passing league with only three downs and a significantly wider field is perfectly suited for a quarterback who can’t pass, and has a slow, cumbersome throwing motion.

Tebow’s CFL rights are currently held by the Montreal Alouettes, and their head coach Marc Trestman worked with him prior to the 2010 draft. So that’s where he’d play if he opted to come to the land of maple syrup and so many beavers that we have to flush them out, and he’d be the backup to and possible successor for Anthony Calvillo. Of course, that perfect story would fall apart quickly if Trestman gets an NFL gig (he’s met with the Browns and Bears), but shhhhhh.

But we can’t emphasize enough that the whole awful throwing bit won’t jive well in a league where accurate throwing — and specifically, getting the ball out quickly to cover the vast stretches of field — is an absolute necessity. If you need more emphasis, here’s Andrew Bucholtz:

With three downs, a bigger field and expanded motion, the Canadian game is even more passing-focused. Yes, some dual-threat quarterbacks have had success up north, most notably Damon Allen (Warren Moon, sometimes cited as an example there, didn’t actually run very much in the CFL), but Allen was always quite capable in the passing game too. He was the CFL’s leader in career passing yards until Anthony Calvillo broke his record in 2011, and his 56.4 per cent career completion mark (much of which was recorded in an era that emphasized deep, lower-percentage throws more than today’s game) makes Tebow’s look like chopped liver by comparison. It’s hard to see why the Alouettes would even consider a quarterback who’s such a poor passer, especially when they already have a great starter in Calvillo and a plethora of interesting backups, including Adrian McPherson, Stephen Garcia and Josh Neiswander.

Here's Welker's position coach. This explains everything.

Shhhhh, don’t tell anyone.

What could possibly be worth some brief words on Wes Welker? He was great. He’s always been great. He’s the greatest there ever was and the greatest there ever will be.

Well, sure. He was pretty good during the regular season this year. He had 1,354 receiving yards with six touchdowns, and that yardage easily led all Patriots pass catchers.

Cool, but there was also this…

Now, the reaction here is to point to Welker’s high number of targets, and as we saw last year with Roddy White, there seems to be a correlation of some kind between the amount of times a receiver is asked to catch a ball, and the amount of times he then drops said ball. Crazy, yes.

And sure, Welker was indeed targeted often, finishing with 174 targets according to ESPN. But that puts him in fourth, behind Brandon Marshall, Reggie Wayne, and Calvin Johnson. It’s not close either, as Welker was 20 targets behind both Wayne and Marshall, and 31 behind Johnson. His target volume didn’t significantly increase over last year either, as Tom Brady threw his way 172 times in 2011.

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As the clock winds down on 2012 it’s time to think of the loved ones in our lives.

That necklace she always wanted. The jacket that fits just right. The malls are overrun with last minute shoppers aiming to get those last minute buys. No need. The folks at theScore have all your holiday needs covered — in PDF format to boot.

Jon Gruden’s crazy talk, Pete Carroll’s decision making and the cluster fuck that is the Jets QB situation — it’s all here.

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