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This man looks terrifying

There are many ways to stay hydrated when participating in strenuous activities. Water is a pretty good way, and has been hydrating man since the dawn of time. But some people think water isn’t enough. According to the self proclaimed “greatest athlete in the world” Usain Bolt and his overlords at Gatorade, water is for suckers, and only the 178 or so variations of Gatorade will properly give your body the hydration it needs.

Carolina Panthers defensive end Thomas Keiser has no love for Gatorade. Instead, he gets his hydration from a product that was once voted as the top “gift to get someone you don’t know and don’t particularly care for” in Horribly Disappointing Christmases Magazine*.

No, he doesn’t drink blended up fruitcakes. He drinks Chia Pet seeds.

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