GLS Retrospective takes a look at some of the most memorable events in NFL history. Today’s installment features Joe Montana and John Candy – Legends of equal importance.

Over the course of his Hall of Fame career Joe Montana had 31(!) fourth quarter comebacks. The most famous of these came during the 1989 Super Bowl. Down by three points with just over three minutes left, Montana & company would have to start at their own eight yard line due to a penalty on the kickoff.

Some bits and bites:

  • The Montana mystique was built by moments like these. In the huddle Montana noticed Canadian actor John Candy standing near an exit ramp in Joe Robbie stadium and pointed him out to his teammates before the drive began. I’m going to assume Donovan McNabb wasn’t as calm and collected during his defining moment.
  • Dick Enberg is an ageless wonder. Football, baseball, tennis – he did it all. He carried himself like commentators should in these high impact moments.
  • Montana had an amazing support cast. Roger Craig, John Taylor and Jerry Rice dominated the Bengals defense  during this drive.
  • John Taylor used to sell cars in the off-season. The NFL has come a long way.
  • 49ers coach Bill Walsh would join Dick Enberg in the NBC booth the following season.
  • Jerry Rice would take home the MVP honors but a case could easily be made for Montana. He was 9 for 10 on the final drive.
  • An incident in which a police officer shot and killed a black motorcyclist in the Overtown section of Miami led to a riot that almost caused the game to be moved to Tampa Bay. Strangely enough the incident led the NFL to review their hiring polices regarding minorities and the lack of black coaches in the league.
  • The halftime show was absolutely terrible. Thankfully it included this hilarious image of Bob Costas:

We’ve heard it often in the last two decades. Owners approach their city councils and state legislatures with charts, binders full of financial projections, artist rendered stadium designs and a band of lawyers. The dog and pony show is usually conducted after thinly veiled threats are leaked to the media:

“We’re 100% committed to (insert city name), but I’m not sure it’s financially viable to stay.”

This off-season two NFL franchises are after new stadiums and the wondrous profits they entail.
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Four years ago, Tony Sparano roamed the sideline in week 17  against the Jets as the head coach of the Miami Dolphins. It was his first season as the head coach and it was a mightily successful one, as he won the AFC East division crown in New Jersey. However, after three below average seasons the Bill Parcells protege is back roaming the sidelines in New Jersey – this time as the Jets offensive coordinator.

Sparano teams up with former division rival Rex Ryan to improve what was a porous offensive display the past few seasons under Brian Schottenheimer. Schottenheimer was a stale play-caller that  lacked imagination and the ability to make in-game adjustments.  As a consequence the Jets  defense was consistently at a disadvantage despite providing quality performances from their side of the ball.

Unfortunately for Jets fans, Sparano is cut from a similar cloth, as his offenses in Miami were similarly vanilla and struggled to play with any consistency on Sunday’s.

The offense was based on ball control with the running game out of 21 (2 backs, 1 tight end) or 12 (1 back, 2 tight ends) personnel while also using a plethora of horizontal routes that stretched the defense the width of the field and gave quarterback Chad Henne, who was still developing at the time as a passer, progressions to read through and find the open receiver. This led to a lot of 2-man combination routes as well as mirrored route concepts that were simple reads for the quarterback.

An example of this is the Levels concept that was popularly ran by Miami during his time there. This play creates a Hi-Lo read for the quarterback when two receivers run the similar routes, square-in’s, at different depths toward the middle of the field, consequently putting the play-side linebacker in a difficult situation. The quarterback throws it to the open receiver that is dictated by the reaction by the linebacker, who either comes up to cover the underneath square-in ran by the outside receiver or drops deeper to cover the square-in over the top that’s ran by the inside receiver.

Image courtesy of Smartfootball.com.

While the horizontal pass routes, such as the aforementioned Levels, were the go-to concepts, the offense also featured a few vertical stretches that put pressure on the defense on one side of the field.

An example of this type of concept is Smash. The Smash concept is a 2-man route combination that puts stress on a single defensive back.

Smash concept.

Typically seen used with success against Cover 2 (five-under, two-deep zone) that has a cornerback defending the flats, the Smash concept requires the outside flanker receiver (1) run a Hitch route while the inside slot receiver or tight end (2) runs a Corner route that is typically broken off at about 18 yards and is ran to 22 yards deep.

Because the defensive back is a flat defender, he is put in a bind when the two routes are ran outside the numbers to one side of the field. The concept serves as a “Hi-Lo” concept, as it’s called in football parlance, because it has a pass catcher in front (“Lo”) of cornerback as well as behind him (“Hi”), thus forcing him to choose which one to cover. Subsequently, the quarterback throws it to the open one and has a completion.

This concept is very popular throughout the league because it’s a simplified read for the quarterback and creates a numbers advantage for the offense by having two pass targets in one area against a single defender.

While Sparano’s offense does utilize complementary run and pass concepts, it struggles to adjust when defenses start to sit on the routes. The key for Sparano and the Jets offense is the in-game adjustments that they’ll have to make to counter defenses. Sparano must do a better job of controlling the offense and making adjustments that enable the team to succeed in the second half of games as well as in situational football, which his offenses in Miami consistently struggled with.

For all of his antics on the field – he was hardly the worst, even during his prime – I find it incredibly hard to dislike Chad Ochocinco.

On that note, I may be one of the few to find the creation of his own news network marketing genius. Ochocinco has used it as the vehicle to release an open letter to Roger Goodell.

ESPN Boston has the transcript:

Dear Dad,
I know it has been a rough week, so I wanted to reach out. Players dying, players suing and on top of that my peers are just going off on you in the media. It does not help that ESPN has all of a sudden become Medical TV with damn near every brain expert on the planet. This has got to be the worst week ever. Since no one is showing any support, I figured I would be the first. You are in one big ass catch 22 and quite frankly, I am not sure there is any solution. One thing I think can help is killing the NFL PR machine.

Y’all do a darn near perfect job at portraying this game as one played by heroes.But let’s be real dad. This is a nasty, dirty and violent game with consequences. Sign up or go get a regular job. Watch it or turn off the TV and go fishing with your kids. It is really that simple. I know there are probably legal and financial implications that prevent this blunt depiction, but am not sure if you have a choice. If you don’t say it now, the mounting evidence being revealed publicly will say it for you very soon. In all, I love you and if anyone can lead us out of this mess, it will be you. Oh by the way, I have a deal for you. Am having a rebound year and plan to do a lot of celebrating in the end zone. Can my fine money go to supporting ex-players suffering?

Sincerely,
Chad

The letter – released on Friday night – has blown up around the league. Unsurprisingly, Ochocinco has found some sympathetic ears amongst his NFL brethren:

A few thoughts on the letter:

  • Not only has it been a terrible week, it’s been a terrible year for the NFL in terms of Public Relations. More than 2,000 players have filed almost 75 complaints against the NFL or Riddell – the helmet manufacturer.
  • It would be hypocritical of me to blast ESPN for over saturation – media outlets rely on content to survive – but Ochocinco’s point regarding the superfluous amount of so called ‘experts’ is bang on. The reliance on  provocative soundbites leads people like Merril Hoge to castigate Kurt Warner for giving his opinion when asked. Who are the folks at Bristol actually protecting?
  • However, ‘killing’ the NFL PR machine is pretty much impossible. This machine has made many people incredibly wealthy – including players like Chad.
  • ‘Sign up or get a regular job’ is crude – but apt in my opinion. Who are we trying to kid. The violence that’s inherent in football is one of the prime reasons the game is so popular. While I have zero respect for players’ intentionally trying to destroy the careers of their peers, Running Backs will get hit hard and Wide Receivers will get decked crossing the middle. It’s football – I’m pretty sure everyone currently involved in the game doesn’t want that to change.
  • The legal and financial implications of agreeing to a statement like the one written above is exactly why the commissioner will never say these things. Can you blame him?
  • I hope we do see Chad in the endzone often next year. Unfortunately i have my doubts:

I’ve never hit a hole in one. You probably haven’t either. If i did – a hypothetical that will never come to pass – I’d probably get a friend of mine to corroborate my story. The advent of twitter has taken public boasting to a disturbing new level. Who needs a friend to vouch for you when you can tweet out a picture of yourself at the course holding the ball that’s made you a golfing legend? You do, excellent golfer*. Never forget it.

The person* I’m passive aggressively referring to is Jaguars Kicker Josh Scobee. Scoobs – I’m sure his bro’s call him Scoobs – really likes golf. Just look at who he hangs out with:

Based on the intensive research I’ve done it’s fair to say Scoobs is pretty good at the game. He hit his second hole in one this summer. Yea, second. Look how happy he is:

Josh may have to take a break from the links to have a chat with his agent. The Kicker was given the franchise tag but the two sides remain far apart on a long term contract. Today the Jaguars signed journeyman kicker Brandon Coutu.

Not everything is going so smoothly for Mr.Hole-in-one. The universe is evening out.

*Edit: A few commenters have noted Scoobs is a stand up guy. His charitable work is quite impressive.

As you guys may have noticed GLS editor Sean Tomlinson is on vacation this week. I’ve been handed the reigns to this blog and today – in the first step of my totalitarian takeover – I’m introducing a new daily feature.

GLS Retrospective will take a look at some of the most memorable events in NFL history. No, we don’t have the budget of NFL films but i think it’ll be fun. Our first installment features the biggest playoff comeback in NFL history and vintage Chris Berman. What’s not to like?

Some bits and bites:
  • I really, really miss vintage NFL Primetime. Chris Berman was still genuinely excitable, Tom Jackson wasn’t dumbed down by his horrible co-analysts and the music. The music is what i miss the most.
  • Joe Theismann was and still is a terrible analyst/whatever he is doing in this clip. “He’ll shook there, he’ll shake there. Webster. Webster!” Wow indeed, Joe. Wow..
  • Frank Reich was the hero in this game after Jim Kelly was ruled out of the contest because of a knee injury. This wasn’t Reich’s first insane comeback. As the backup quarterback for the University of Maryland,  Reich replaced the injured starter and led the  Terrapins back from a first-half deficit of 31–0 to a 42–40 victory over the unbeaten Miami Hurricanes in 1984.
  • A huge interception in the third quarter by Bills LB Carlton Bailey was called back due to a very weak roughing the passer call on the legendary Bruce Smith. In what may have been the key to the comeback and the ultimate sign karma does in fact exist the Oilers would botch the ensuing Field Goal and give the Bills excellent field position.
  • Andre Reed better make the Hall of Fame soon. Screw Cris Carter.
  • Steve Christie had ice water in his veins. ICE!
  • The talent on the Bills defense in the early 90s still amazes me today. Shane Conlan, Bruce Smith, Darryl Talley, Cornelius Bennett, Henry Jones, CB Nate Odomes….the list goes on.
  • Oilers CB Cris Dishman lets a expletive fly towards to the end of the clip that  summed up Houston’s day perfectly.

Join us tomorrow for our next installment in GLS Retrospective theatre.

The Matt Flynn sweepstakes didn’t resemble the cutthroat competition many anticipated heading into the off season. One game against the Lions -yes, he was fantastic – didn’t convince teams in dire need of help at Quarterback that Flynn was worth a long term deal. It was shrewd move from talent evaluators who all too often overvalue small sample sizes.

The Seahawks signed Flynn to a three year contract with $10 million guaranteed. While the money doled out to Flynn isn’t insane, the Seattle’s incumbent starting Quarterback – Tarvaris Jackson – isn’t exactly making the league minimum. Jackson will make a  base salary of $4 million in the final year of his contract.

Fine. Pete Carroll and company are quite reasonable in wanting an open competition for the most important position on the team. Rather then getting the starting gig handed to him, Flynn can show his teammates he is worthy of their support- yes that was painful to type. Jackson will have one more shot at proving he is a starter in the NFL and not another Seneca Wallace.

The Seahawks decided to destroy this perfect scenario when they took Wisconsin Quarterback Russell Wilson in the third round of this year’s draft. This weekend Carroll indicated Wilson will have a shot to be the starter in the pacific northwest.

Danny O’Neil of the Seattle Times has the quotes:

“It’s going to take us a long time to do this. It’s going to be frustrating for you guys. You’re going to keep asking and want to know. I’m just going to be more patient than you can imagine as we go through this process, and we’ll just figure it out when we do.” Did Seattle expect Wilson to be ready to compete for the starting job as soon as it drafted him in the third round? “I’d hoped that, and we confirmed it in these three days,” Carroll said. “He left really no question about he needs to be involved in the competition.”

What’s worrying is the “it’s going to be frustrating for you guys” part of Carroll’s statement. He’s referring to the press, but it’s easy to imagine players on the Seahawks getting quite sick of this three-way ‘competition’ pretty damn quick in August.

Can anybody tell me the last time one of these open competitions worked out for anyone involved? I’m all ears.

And now you want to know the rest of the story…

  • Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid believes the penalties for bounty gate were fair. Meanwhile Sean Payton is recording an Andy Reid diss track featuring Payton’s spiritual advisor and original gangster Jimmy Buffet. [Philadelphia Inquirer]
  • Carson Palmer says both the Bengals and Raiders won last year’s trade. I’m going to go with false on that one. [PFT]
  • Ray Lewis is mentoring fellow Hurricane product and new Baltimore WR Tommy Streeter. This is terrible news for DB’s in the AFC North. [Baltimore Sun]
  • Jerome Simpson seeks forgiveness for the mistakes he’s made. In a pretty interesting article, Simpson talks about his personal life, favorite things and ‘Storage Wars.’ Watching that dreck is unforgivable, Jerome. [Pioneer Press]
  • Mark Sanchez’s struggles last season were a result of ‘poor decision making’ according to Jets QB coach Matt Cavanaugh. In other news, being a Quarterback coach is a fantastic job. [NY Daily News]
  • The Bills will put former GM Bill Polian on their Wall of Fame next year. Glad the Wilson family could put their personal issues with Polian aside to honor the architect of the Bills’ early 90s dynasty. [ESPN]
  • Free Agent RB  Tim Hightower agreed to a one-year deal with the Redskins. [NFL.com]
  • Terrelle Pryor has quite a few supporters in the Raiders coaching staff. Jim Tressel will set those clowns straight. [CSN Bay Area]