Hockey is far too violent, and is a brutal, caveman sport. I’m not even sure why we post these videos.

Surely you don’t want to see Vancouver’s Tanner Glass landing the knockout blow on Islanders forward Matt Martin, right?

Oh, you’re still here? Well then another classic Matt Carkner fight will send you to bed early. And if it doesn’t that’s fine, because if you were unfortunate enough to see the rest of this Senators game then you received a cheap substitute for Nyquil anyway. Carker’s win over Shawn Thornton was the only scoring Ottawa had during in an especially pathetic 6-0 loss to Boston.