Early reports out of St. Louis this morning were that Blues forward T.J. Oshie did not show up for practice. By all accounts, it was an “unexcused absence” and it’s being reported that Blues head coach Davis Payne and GM Doug Armstrong plan to meet with Oshie to deal with the problem internally.
Of course, they’ll have to find Oshie first. Judging by the plethora of sightings that have been pouring into Houses of the Hockey alone, he may prove difficult to find. Here is just a small sample of 110% authentic photos of T.J. Oshie doing everything other than practicing with the St. Louis Blues that have been sent our way.
Rule #9 of Fight Club: Don’t Tell the Blues That Oshie Was Here
The Ultimate Trip: A Space Oshie
Oshie Has Joined a Team of Commandos in a Central American Jungle
The Only Solution
Oshie’s Into The Wild
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