Sure, there’s been many a great stories and speculative pieces on what actually happens behind the closed doors of an NHL discipline hearing, but never has anyone been granted access to film such a meeting. We’ve always wondered what someone like Matt Cooke could possibly have to say for himself when presented the opportunity to defend his actions. Of course, we weren’t really afforded the opportunity to film Cooke’s most recent meeting with Colin Campbell – but we imagine that the NHL’s most despised cheap shot artist would keep it gangsta and bust into a rap with accompaniment from the likes of Trevor Gillies and Sean Avery, obviously.