The Worst Hockey Cards of All-Time is a regular feature at Houses of the Hockey. On occasion, we’ll be highlighting some of the ugliest, funniest, and error-ridden cards both past and present.

The Winnipeg Jets entered the NHL for the start of the 1979-80 season, and boy were they shitty. Their leading scorer in that inaugural NHL season was Morris Lukowich, the man pictured below in front of that lovely sequined background.

There’s not much that needs to be said about this shot, other than the fact that sequins were best left for “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s robes.

Stick tap theScore’s own Tim Micallef

Although we consider ourselves a bunch of nostalgia crazy hockey geeks, and have all collected cards throughout the years, we’re always looking for new cards to highlight. If you have a hockey card you’d like to see featured, just email us at and we may post your submission.