San Jose’s Ben Eager accumulated 20 minutes in penalties in Game 2, and now we know what kept drawing him back to box. There were no men in green spandex teasing and taunting Sharks players while they sat in the penalty box on Wednesday, oh no. Instead it was this set of all natural lopsided breasts, complete with pierced nipples.

Now we will wait to see what, if anything, the Green Men do to try and reclaim their throne as penalty box boobs. They might need an Orion Slave Girl or She-Hulk, though.

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  1. I wonder what she did to the Green Men in order to take their seats. That’s what we should really be investigating here.

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