Most players wouldn’t trash talk an opposing goaltender when their team is down 7-3, but most players aren’t Ben Eager.

We may never know exactly what Eager said to Luongo after scoring San Jose’s third goal of the game, but that doesn’t stop us from speculating.

“Even I’ve won the Stanley Cup before! ME! Ben Eager!”

“Seriously, I saw boobs in the penalty box. Honest-to-goodness BOOBS! I’m going back there!”

“Back when I was on the Blackhawks, we always beat you. Like always. It wasn’t the Hawks, it was all Eager.”

“Take THAT Luongo! It’s 7-3 now boy! The comeback is on! It’s on!!! What? There’s only two-and-a-half minutes left? We’re screwed.”

“Are you sure your wife/sister/mother isn’t related to me? She’s always seemed pretty ‘Eager.’ Rimshot.”

“I put puck in net now. I good hockey guy. Yes?”

“What’s wrong? You can’t make a save with someone elbowing you in the head? LOSER!”

“What do you think the pun will be for this goal? I’m predicting ‘Eager To Score.’”

“They say that Judgement Day is coming this weekend. Well get ready for ‘Ben Eager Day’ tonight!”

“What’s this ‘goaltender interference’ thing I keep hearing about?”

“Did you hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s infidelity problems? He definitely has a lot to work out with his family.”

“Sure, my team is losing 7-3, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!”

“I killed the Green Men.”

“Stephen Hawking has said that ‘the usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe.’ I think that’s an intelligent statement with a great deal of merit, but it still leaves many questions unanswered. Would you care to discuss this over tea?”


“So you agree, right? It’s kind of creepy how the Sedin twins do everything together and how everyone pretty much treats them like they’re one entity?”

“Seriously, did I mention the boobs?”