Over at Puck Daddy today, Sean Leahy directed our attention to something happening in Tampa Bay that can only be described as awesome. I guess “electrifying” would work too, but that’d be NHL.com-headline-level cheesy. (Which I secretely love, so I kinda worked it in.)

The Tampa Bay Lightning’s very own St. Pete Times Forum is literally going to shoot lightning from two Tesla coils after goals. Peep dis:

Hm. What could possibli go wrong?

My first thought is this: you absolutely cannot tell me that the evil villain of the NHL Guardian comic books, Devin Dark, isn’t behind this. Wasn’t that the exact method of Guardian capture he used in Raleigh less than a year ago at the All-Star Game? IF WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY WE’RE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT.

Skip to 2:25.

Je me souviens, people. I remember.

Anyway, Tampa is opening up the season on the road for five games while their arena gets renovated. When they get home, one will think those bolts will immediately be the coolest feature in any sports arena in North America.

I gotta admit though, as a fan….wouldn’t that scare you just a tiny touch? Don’t power surges just sort of randomly happen at times?

I’m no electrician, and frankly, I don’t know crap about anything other than hockey (I can’t fathom how much smarter than me some people must be if airplanes exist), but if I were a season ticket holder there, I’d be wearing gum boots to home games.