Remember the scene in that movie where the computer expert is asked to hack into some totally encrypted, ultra secure, massive firewall, can’t be touched government files. He says “no problem”, pulls out his laptop and in a few key strokes has all the information that is needed. I think the movie was called Die Hard, Hackers, Ocean’s Eleven, Swordfish, The Italian Job, The Net, The Matrix or The Score.

If hacking was only that easy.  Ok, we may not be able to access the tough files, but something like say….twitter could happen. Yesterday another athlete had their twitter account hacked.  This time is was Taylor Hall of the Edmonton Oilers. Before you ask, this wasn’t one of those “oops, probably shouldn’t have tweeted that so lets just say I was hacked” incidences. These tweets (which were quickly erased) ripped into Oiler fans, the organization and had Hall claiming he was heading to the Flames. All mixed in with a few F Bombs. Nice job hackers, you get in and tweet absolute garbage.

For the record, it wasn’t me. I forget my own email password at least three times a week. Let’s say I did have the skills to hack into someones account. Or lets just say the following guys had REALLY easy passwords (which I believe Hall did). For the record, I’m not condoning hacking, but lets have some fun and say I did.

Person: Sidney Crosby

What I would tweet: Was close to coming back, but Cookey trucked me at practice. Headaches are back #ThanksMatt

Level of believability: 7 out of 10

Why I would tweet it: Because if ONE guy would hit Sid, it has to be Cooke. This would cause the 30 percent of intelligent people to say, “this has to be fake”, while the other 70 percent would be losing their minds.

Person: Colin Campbell

What I would tweet: Marc Savard is a little fake artist. Why are refs not calling more penalties in favour of my son?

Level of believability: 5 out of 10

Why I would tweet it: Because it already happened! Just wanted to confirm it.

Person: Paul Bissonnette

What I would tweet: I’m done pretending. I’m actually gay. Not that there’s anything wring with that. #BoxerBriefSoup

Level of believability: 0 out of 10

Why I would tweet it:  He has a great sense of humour and I think even after discovering the hack, would have fun with this one.

Person: Don Cherry

What I would tweet: The folks at CBC are a bunch of pukes. See how well the do without me and Ron

Level of believability: 7 out of 10

Why I would tweet it: Imagine Canada. Now imagine Canada if they thought CBC fired Grapes.

Person: Ryan Lambert from Backhand Shelf

What I would tweet: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. There are a few of my favourite things.

Level of believability: -10 out of 10

Why I would tweet it: Do you follow @twolinepass? He doesn’t like ANYTHING! (Just having fun with you Ryan)

Person: Phil Kessel

What I would tweet: Loved my time in Toronto, but looking forward to playing with Spezza and the Sens

Level of believability: In Toronto: 12 out of 10. Rest of the Hockey world: 6 out of 10

Why I would tweet it: I just REALLY love getting to Leaf Fans

Who would you hack and what would you tweet? Comment or tweet me @robpizzo

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After the longest road trip ever, the Rangers are coming home (Pro Hockey Talk)

The Oilers may be getting a new Arena? Hasn’t this story been around since the Peter Puck days? (Edmonton Journal)

Seriously, this is still for real? (Globe and Mail)

Mike Modano has decided to go with a traditional, subtle Halloween costume this year (The Score)

How involved are the NHL in running the Stars? Puck Daddy breaks it down

Want a guide on how to fleece your buddies at Fantasy hockey? Check this out from Dirty Dangle

Take all the bad things in the world, now if you could blame one person for them who would it be? If you said Roberto Luongo, you should read this from the Rat Trick

The folks at Anaheim Calling did a fantastic interview with a suave, good looking , intelligent Italian guy (stop answering Roberto Luongo)

The Flyers-Rangers alumni game just became a little interesting (philly.com)

And lets end with The Score’s rundown of the 10 worst jerseys of all time…here is #6

 

Comments (5)

  1. What about hacking someone like Bob MacKenzie or Darren Dreger and tweeting absurd trades? People already lose their minds when fake accounts claim trades, imagine if they came from the real accounts.

  2. Eh, the problem with that is that it’s overdone, Murray. I have at least learned not to trust twitter trades until the team confirms.

  3. Person: Alex Ovechkin
    Tweet: F*ck Washington, I’m bringing my talents to South Beach. #MoveOverLebron

    Person: Mario Lemieux
    Tweet: Looks like the Pens might do it this year. Maybe time to unretire again?? #DynastyPart2

  4. Pete…i think you need to add “I swear Gaa” you your O.V tweet.

  5. Person: Perry Pearn
    Tweet: I really quit ! None of this is Martins fault !! God Bless !

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