It’s Christmas Eve and I’m sitting on the coach digesting an isnaly large meal when I realized that with all the eating, I had not checked twitter in a while. I did just that and let out a cackle at Leafs head coach Ron Wilson’s tweet:
This Xmas could be better if Santa stuffs a certain piece of paper in my stocking.
I was far too full to get all riled up again at Wilson, but I did laugh at where we have come in the sporting world. I know we are in the age of social media, but to lobby for a contract extension on twitter was something new. As you probably heard, Wilson got that “piece of paper” he wanted from Santa. Obviously, the deal had been done when he sent out the previous tweet, but let’s say for the sake of this post, that is was on fact a Christmas Miracle. That Ron Wilson asked for something for Christmas on twitter and got his wish granted. If that was the case, then there were a lot of people in the hockey world that were upset that they didn’t do the same thing. If they did know that there were Christmas Miracles up for the taking, twitter may have looked something like this:
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa stuffs some goals in my stocking.#ISwearGaa
Last season was the worst for O.V as far as goal went. This year he is actually behind that pace. He has just 12 goals in 34 games, last year it took 29 games to hit that mark
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa DOESN’T put a certain piece of paper in my stocking. #PinkSlip
Who would have thought that six coaches would have lost their job before Christmas and one of them was NOT Scott Arniel???
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa makes it colder in Philadelphia #WeAreScrewed
Day before Winter Classic weather forecast: 9 degrees Celsius
Day of Winter Classic weather: 3 degrees and and chance of rain. Could we see this game cancelled?
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa stuffs some pluses in my stocking. #DeadLast
Stall has the worst plus minus in the entire NHL. He presently sits at -22. His previous career worst, -10.
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa stuffs a gift card for some french lessons in my stocking
I don’t think he actually wants this, but it would shut some people up
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa gives me new huskie #HumangusBig
I just really wanted to put the hash tag Humangus Big in this post
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa stuffs a new brain in my stocking. #EnoughIsEnough
This one is pretty obvious
Tweet: This Xmas could be better if Santa stuffs a goal in my stocking #Don’tEvenWantToShotItIn
Holy Crap this one actually came true!
Let’s head to the links
Le Canadien offre une victoire à Cunneyworth (everybody happy?) (Pro Hockey Talk)
Speaking of the Habs, they are the latest team to start selling ad space on their practice jerseys (Puck Daddy)
Do you have a favourite team in the NHL? Are you watching the World Junior Hockey Championships? Then you should really click on this link from Dirty Dangle
It’s been a while since we heard a Sidney Crosby update. What does that mean? (The Fourth Period)
Brooks Laich: “We’re not playing good hockey”…thanks for the deep insight Brooks (Washington Post)
I have heard NUMEROUS doctors say that there is no such thing as “concussion like symptoms”, you are either concussed or you are not. That being said, the Leafs have placed John-Michael Liles on the IR with “concussion like symptoms” (Pension Plan Puppets)
The Empire State Building were donning the colours of two teams that may or may not be playing in the Winter Classic this year (NHL)
The Rangers have players who are healing, but will the be slipped back on the roster when they are ready? (Rant Sports)
Remember Dirk Graham? Here is a nice write up from former teammate Troy Murray (Blackhawks)
and now let’s sit back and watch Simmonds and Brewer go at it