Dallas Stars v New York Rangers

Or sometimes it's, "F**k me, am I bleeding?"

NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 13: Steve Ott #29 of the Dallas Stars takes down Michael Del Zotto #4 of the New York Rangers during the third period at Madison Square Garden on December 13, 2011 in New York City. The Stars shut out the Rangers 1-0. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)