"Okay, I'll move back here, but I'd like my stapler back."

VANCOUVER, CANADA – APRIL 13: Marian Hossa #81 of the Chicago Blackhawks runs interference on Roberto Luongo #1 of the Vancouver Canucks in Game One of the Western Conference Quarterfinals during the 2011 NHL Stanley Cup Finals at Rogers Arena on April 13, 2011 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Vancouver won 2-1. (Photo by Jeff Vinnick/NHLI via Getty Images)