Sadly, a fat paycheck doesn't make the goal mouth smaller.

NEWARK, NJ – MAY 03: Ilya Bryzgalov #30 of the Philadelphia Flyers sits on the ice after Ilya Kovalchuk #17 of the New Jersey Devils scored a goal against him in the first period in Game Three of the Eastern Conference Semifinals during the 2012 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at Prudential Center on May 3, 2012 in Newark, New Jersey. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)